Posted 1 hour ago

taint3ed:

taint3ed:

Okay real shit though. If your woman was pregnant. Would you shave her pussy since she can’t see over her belly before she gives birth if she asked?

Look at all these real ass men out here

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Posted 1 hour ago

dethmelons:

sweetfae:

timmy turner could’ve avoided so much bullshit by wishing his teacher didn’t believe in fairies

There was an episode where that happened and it turned out that fairy magic was powered by Mr. Crocker’s obsession with fairies.

Posted 2 hours ago

asaloki:

Thor being the prettiest princess.

(Source: holaaloki)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

We would never do that to John Watson.

We would never do that to John Watson.

(Source: reichebach)

Posted 3 hours ago

Is that all you’ve got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

(Source: michaefassbender)

Posted 3 hours ago

“Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries. Protect us!”

“Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries. Protect us!”

(Source: sassy-damon)

Posted 3 hours ago

numenorss:

shanology:

cockedtail:

i need more tony stark facing his anxiety

more clint barton with his hearing aid

more bruce banner growing and dealing

more natasha romanoff accepting her new family

more sam wilson dealing with his own past

more bucky barnes becoming bucky again

Basically we want Avengers: The Therapy Sessions

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Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

nobucky:

Sherlock & John | “It’s Always You” 

A video by me!

Posted 4 hours ago

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

(Source: maxmff)

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago
theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

(Source: humortrain)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)